17 Kids
102 Aliens
And One Huge Misunderstanding
Written by Marsha Grace
With the Assistance of 17 Kids in the Classroom of Ms.
Frances Gonzalez
One day, we were all at school at Sam Houston in Math class. We loved
Math class. Suddenly, we heard something on the roof. We rushed outside
and looked up to see a spaceship on our roof.
One hundred and two aliens got out of their spaceship and started coming
toward us. They had forks in their hands. We were terrified. Six aliens
surrounded each kid. There were 17 kids.
The aliens started sprinkling Parmesan cheese on our heads. We suddenly
realized they intended to eat us--every last one of us. We looked at each
other and shouted, "We aren't food, we are children!" The aliens
apologized for their mistake and said, "OH! We're sorry. We though
you were meatballs. Take these pizza coupons as a token of our apology."
They gave us 17 pizza coupons and 17 more for our families. They got
back in their spaceship and zoomed back to their planet Pitzat.
As we watched them fly off, we realized that their spaceship looked
exactly like a pizza.
Happy Eating!